Training.

Training this week is at The Edge in Haselmere. 7pm start until 8-30pm.

Players from both teams need to get there as each game now becomes more important than the last one.

Address is as follows:

Woolmer Hill Road,
Woolmer Hill,
Haslemere,
Surrey,
GU27 1QB

Make sure you arrange a lift now so you can get there.

Player Profile – Lawrence Dixon

Stedham TV caught flying winger Lawrence Dixon on the way of out training yesterday on his way to star in his own porn movie, we managed to get 5 mins with him before he left the ground.

 

Q1 – Name Lawrence Dixon
Q2 – What team do you support
Leeds United
Q3 – What are your expectations this season for Stedham
To win the league
Q4 – Who is your favourite player at the club and why
I like the jones brothers there welsh accent cracks me up lol
Q5 – How long have you been at the club and what made you re sign this season.
Few years. Gd bunch of lads and a wicked piss up.
Q6 – Who’s the longest in the shower
Craig Thorpe haha
Q7 – Who’s the joker in the team
Frag daddy
Q8 – Who has the worse dress sense
Jimmy looks like something out of a gay boy band
Q10 – Who will be player of the season this year
Who ever plays the best
Q11 – Tell me something about a player or a funny story about another player in the club.
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End of season Dinner

Its early i know but we need to get something sorted for the end of season dinner. As we are going to have a good season i think its only fitting that we end it on a high and have a big bash with everyone there.

So please see the options that we have available.

I am speaking to the Hilton Hotel Avisford Park and getting some good rates etc, please see the link below.

http://www3.hilton.com/en/hotels/united-kingdom/hilton-avisford-park-arundel-BSHAPHN/index.html

Option 1

Coach – Pick up from Stedham and return back to Stedham

3 course dinner

x2 Bottles of wine per table

Disco until 12.00pm

Cost £55.50 per person

or

£52.00 per person with no wine on the table.

If you want to stay at the hotel the rooms are £99.00 each reduced from £150.00

Golf during the day

Golf 18 holes £ 25.00 with less than 10 people
Golf 18 Holes £20.00 more than 10 people
Golf 9 Holes £15.00 all day.
If you stay then there is a health suite with swimming pool that you can use from checking in until you check out the following day.
Please can you all get back to me and let me know what you would prefer to do with the options available. We will run with the majority.

POS P W D L GD PTS
1 STEDHAM UTD 5 3 2 0 8 11
2 NYETIMBER PIRATES 4 3 1 0 7 10
3 THE VARDAR VIP FC 3 3 0 0 9 9
4 WITTERING UTD RES 4 3 0 1 4 9
5 RUSTINGTON PARK SENIORS 3 1 1 1 4 4
6 HARTING 3 0 3 0 0 3
7 LAVANT RESERVES 3 1 0 2 -1 3
8 YAPTON RESERVES 4 1 0 3 -13 3
9 WHYKE UTD 5 0 1 4 -12 1
10 BOSHAM RESERVES 4 0 0 4 -6 0

Results 20/10/12

3SO 20/10/12 NYETIMBER PIRATES 7 – 5 RUSTINGTON PARK SENIORS
3SO 20/10/12 STEDHAM UTD 2 – 0 LAVANT RESERVES
3SO 20/10/12 THE VARDAR VIP FC 4 – 0 YAPTON RESERVES
3SO 20/10/12 WHYKE UTD 1 – 3 WITTERING UTD RES

Stedham 1st team v Lavant Reserves

Stedham 2 – 0 Lavant Reserves

Stedham carried on their unbeaten run on Saturday with a 2-0 win over Lavant.

Lavant who put up a good battle went a goal down in the first half; Stedham’s Barry Stevens took a great corner which was crossed into Peter Riding and headed in at the back post.
In the second half stedham took a 2-0 lead with a goal from Marcus Williams who took it around the Lavant defence and keeper and tucked it away.

Stedham then got a corner which was handled in the box buy the Lavant defence and gave stedham a penalty. Daniel white stepped up to take it and hit straight at the goal keeper which cost stedham a 3-0 win.

Stedham stay top of the league.

Stedham FC Christmas Bash

Stedham Football Clubs Christmas Party has all been confirmed for Decemeber 1st at The Hamilton Arms in Stedham.

With evening will will be a themed Karoke night where each player will have to dress as a singer /popstar and will sing 1 song of the person they have come dressed as.

The evening will start at 8pm but if any players want to stay straight after the game then we can make a really good evening of it.

£2.00 will be collected from each player that will go in to the club as a fundraiser.

Fines for the evening.

Players who do not attend £10.00

Players who do not dress up £10.00 ( this will cover the cost of your costume that you should of brought ).

We are also looking for a compare for the evening so if anyone is interested please let me know.

See you all there.

 

 

 

Player Profile – Rupert Sleight

The Stedham FC media team have just managed to catch Mr Stedham himself Rupert Sleight before he was flying off to London to go and sign his immigration forms before he was asked to the the country.

This is what he had to say………

Q1 – Name : Rupert Joseph Sleight
Q2 – What team do you support: Manchester United
Q3 – What are your expectations this season for Stedham: Promotion and two cup finals
Q4 – Who is your favourite player at the club and why? Has to be Matt tilbury, he’s quick and hard working (he never stops running!)
Q5 – How long have you been at the club and what made you re sign this season? 11years – I signed this year because the new gaffer is a legend.
Q6 – Who’s the longest in the shower: I’m giving this to Dan as he has his own cubical
Q7 – Who’s the joker in the team: Obviously I should give this to fraggle, but I want to give it to Laurence he’s not been wanker of the week the most times so far for nothing!
Q8 – Who has the worse dress sense: Chris Horlock – wears that crappy Liverpool shirt!
Q10 – Who will be player of the season this year: Jimmy if he gets his arse in to gear, but most likely Dan as he’s mr consistent
Q11 – Tell me something about a player or a funny story about another player in the club.
I’ve got to tell you a story about loz in the Wheatsheaf one winters night, poor Stanley had a funny turn after a couple beers as nature called, he was about to sit on the throne when his leg gave way.
 So there was loz wanting to go into the toilet, by now Martin George and Ruth was assisting stan when lauz could smell what Stanley had done and announced it to the pub!
“He’s F***ing S*** himself has’ne, it’s all up da walls…in’it!!”

Yapton Reserves v Stedham United 13/10/12

Saturday 13th October
Division 3 South
Yapton Reserves 1 : Stedham United 6

Stedham visited Yapton looking to extend their unbeaten start to the season, but a slow start gifted the home side a lead within 3 minutes. With the rain lashing down Stedham slowly started pulling themselves back into the match and playing a passing style of football which will see them do well this season, they equalised through Marcus Williams, with some good movement in the final 3rd. Stedham were dominating the half and with a fine move which started with left back Christian Jones, Matt Tilbury fired home to put the visitors in the lead. They pulled further ahead with a defensive mix-up from Yapton for Matt Tilbury to tap-in from close range. Stedham were finding space all over the park and another good passing play saw Marcus Williams score his 2nd of the game and Stedham’s 4th to make it very hard for the home side to come back. There was still time for another first-half goal when Chris Horlock linked excellently with the strikers to fire from the edge of the area to make it 5-1 at Half-time.
The second half was a scrappy affair with Yapton aiming to stop Stedham from playing fotball, not always within the laws of the game, each side having chances but neither being clinical in front of goal. A booking for a Yapton player typified the half but Stedham were starting to make some good chances. They got their 6th when Marcus Williams was put through on the wing and his low cross to the front post was met by a good run from Alex Jones for the striker to finish with aplomb and grab his sides winning goal. The game opened up more chances for each side but neither could score, but with 5 minutes before the final whistle Yapton were awarded a penalty when Stedham goalkeeper Matt Boxall wrestled a Yapton player to the ground. The resulting spot kick was struck wide of the post and summed up Yapton’s day. All in all a dominant, deserved win for Stedham to continue their unbeaten run and place them top of the league.

Alex Jones

Stedham United V Lavant Reserves 20/10/12

Saturday 20th October Stedham Welcome Lavant Reserves to the Playing field.